Suzuki 2 Strokes

I sometimes have to create opportunities to keep my deductive reasoning skills sharp.

Mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple nice cold beers. The day was gorgeous, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reasoning behind my conclusion


A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case . . . still sharp as a tack.

Brilliant !
I actually laughed out loud at that one............

you are a brave man LOL, & you make a good "point". Maybe a new age question would be, which is less painful, giving birth or sticking a small water melon up ones butt? I gained a whole new respect for my wife after child birth...cheers

i concour

diablo wrote:you are a brave man LOL, & you make a good "point". Maybe a new age question would be, which is less painful, giving birth or sticking a small water melon up ones butt? I gained a whole new respect for my wife after child birth...cheers

two-stroke-brit wrote:i concour

With who???

It's all relevant to the level of pain tolerance. Everyone knows that a mans level is far below a womans. Therefore "we" we "gifted" with the task.

Joiseygirl wrote:

two-stroke-brit wrote:i concour

With who???

It's all relevant to the level of pain tolerance. Everyone knows that a mans level is far below a womans. Therefore "we" we "gifted" with the task.

"With you joisey of course".

not really ,
i claim i am a victim of similtainius posting ,as i was typing there was only the original poster on veiw.
cheers mark

Hmmm a set of twins coming out at the same time might be a tad more uncomfortable.
I once heard someone say that for men to understand what giving birth is like, they should try passing a basketball out their butt.
I say no problem to that, men are creative individuals, we will simply deflate the ball before we send it out.